Two phones (go figure)
Painkillers (I have a torn meniscus, waiting for an operation)
An empty glass bowl (!)
A half empty glass of water
Three books, 'The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox' by Maggie O'Farrell, 'Saturday' by Ian McEwan, 'The Widow Cliquot' by Tilar Mazzeo
A CD of some new Underworld tracks
Headphones
A table lamp
A cloisonne high heel shoe that belonged to my mother, who bought it in her Eighties when she could no longer wear stilettos
A bunch of nicorette gum

OK, here's an unretouched, unstaged photo of my bedside table - I should say that for my bedside table this is pretty small stuff and neater than usual.